Thursday, 22 February 2007
until I'd republished a few more things from the how to train to be a parent email that's going round.. really I don't normally read these things...
Test 8Go to the local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child. A full-grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your weeks grocerieswithout letting the goat(s) out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easilyaccomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Test 4Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems!1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.2. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hang out.3. Time allowed for this: 5 minutes.